What should you buy if your hair…
What should you buy if your hair falls out ?
A good vacuum cleaner !
What’s a barber’s favourite kind…
What’s a barber’s favourite kind of holiday?
Cruising on a clipper.
When can you dive in a swimming …
When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?
When your bald !
Who never gets his hair wet in t…
Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?
A bald man.
Why did the bald man go outside …
Why did the bald man go outside ?
To get some fresh hair !
Why did the bald man put a rabbi…
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Why do barbers make good drivers…
Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.
Why do bald-headed men never use…
Why do bald-headed men never use keys?
Because they’ve lost their locks.
Why do polo bears like bald men …
Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !
Why does a barber never shave a …
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?
Because he always uses a razor.
Why was the lady’s hair angry?Be…
Why was the lady’s hair angry?
Because she was always teasing it.
Your head is sooooo bald I misto…
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE…
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.



