Small Humor jokes for party

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

Who does a ghoul fall in love with?

His ghoul friend.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Why can’t you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?

Because she was a knockout!

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn’t pay.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician?

To get a bit of light relief.

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they’re both cracked!

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.