My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.How is she now ?She's fine. But, the dog ... Read more

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a ... Read more

My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of ... Read more

My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my ... Read more

New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the ... Read more

On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?'One wise guy answered, 'Going ... Read more

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. ... Read more

Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge ... Read more

One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was ... Read more

One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before. The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday.''Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?''At the garbage ... Read more