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What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ?

A swine gut !

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot, cross bunnies !

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don’t know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says, “Ribbit.”

What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?

An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do you say to a naked pig?

“I never sausage a body.”

What do young female monsters do at parties ?

They go around looking for edible bachelors !

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don’t talk with someone in your mouth.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time?

Pleased to eat you!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’ !

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

What does it mean to come home to a man who’ll give you some love and tenderness?

You’re in the wrong house.

What does Frankenstein’s monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What does the hungry monster get after he’s eaten too much ice cream?

More ice cream!

What dog has money?

A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

What girl’s name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

What goes “knio, knio?

” A backward pig.

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?

Mouse code !

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