Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn’t know who it was from.

Have you ever seen a duchess?

Yes – it’s the same as an English “s”

His girlfriend returned all his letters.I bet she marked them “second class male !”

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really – who was it from?

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Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.His father wrote back saying, ‘In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.’Josh wrote back, ‘To tell the truth, I didn’t think much of it either.

Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.

Q: Why did the witch’s mail rattle?

A: It was a chain letter.