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What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.
What kind of letters did the sna…
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang mail.
What letter should you avoid?The…
What letter should you avoid?
The letter A because it makes men mean.
What letters are not in the alph…
What letters are not in the alphabet?
The ones in the mail, of course!
What two letters do you say when…
What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?
LO
What two words have thousands of…
What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
What word grows smaller when you…
What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?
Add “er” to short and it becomes shorter.
What word allows you to take awa…
What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?
Stone.
What’s a zombie say when he gets…
What’s a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
It’s a dead letter day.
What’s the definition of a schoo…
What’s the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the principal.
When is a letter damp?When it ha…
When is a letter damp?
When it has postage due (dew).
Where do ghosts mail their lette…
Where do ghosts mail their letters?
At the ghost office.
Where do you put letters to boys…
Where do you put letters to boys?
In a mail (male) box.
Which two letters of the alphabe…
Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?
MT (empty) .
Why did the boy jump up and down…
Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won’t send them.
Why did the young witch have suc…
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
She had never learned to spell properly.
Why do people leave letters at t…
Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?
They want to catch the last goal-post !
Why do postmen carry letters?Bec…
Why do postmen carry letters?
Because the letters can’t go anywhere by themselves.
Why is the letter “t” so importa…
Why is the letter “t” so important to a stick insect?
Without it would be a sick insect.
Why is the letter N the most pow…
Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
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