During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and ... Read more

Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party andsneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was inlove and didn't really ... Read more

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife ... Read more

For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a trip to France. After two weeks touring France, they return to the airport for the trip back to America. While waiting for the plane, the wife ... Read more

Hey, you just shot my wife.I'm so sorry, have a shot at mine ... Read more

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her ... Read more

Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby - You see, how miraculous and ... Read more

Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?Wife: Your sense of ... Read more

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was ... Read more

I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive differentcars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their owncomputers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses andHome Pages. ... Read more