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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What does it mean to come home to a man who’ll give you some love and tenderness?

You’re in the wrong house.

What is the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women.

What’s a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn’t agree with them.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Where’s the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I’ll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why are men like blenders?

You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

Why are men like paper cups?

They’re disposable

Why did God create a man before a women?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Why did God create men first?

Because we learn from mistakes.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they’re practicing to be men.

Why do men act like idiots?

Who says they’re acting?

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn’t have to retrain him.

why don’t men do laundry?

cause the washer and dryer don’t run on remote control!

Why don’t men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.

Why don’t women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

– Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.What do men dream of?

Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

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