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What do young female monsters do at parties ?

They go around looking for edible bachelors !

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don’t talk with someone in your mouth.

What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time?

Pleased to eat you!

What does Frankenstein’s monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What does the hungry monster get after he’s eaten too much ice cream?

More ice cream!

What happened to Frankenstein’s stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud’s.

What happened to Frankenstein’s monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster?

He became an ex-Ray.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater?

You miss most of the film.

What is a monster’s favourite drink?

Demonade.

What is a monster’s favourite society?

The Consumers’ Association.

What kind of book did Frankenstein’s monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

-A wash and wear wolf

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?

Prankenstein!

What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster?

A failure.

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What’s a monsters favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

What’s big and hairy and goes ‘beep beep’?

A monster in a traffic jam.

What’s big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?

A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.

What’s big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

What’s pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

- Grandma monster

What’s the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What’s the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What’s the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can’t mash Frankenstein.

What’s the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

Where do space monsters live?

In far distant terror-tory.

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Where is the monster’s temple?

On the side of his head.

Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?

-Because if they were small and round and smooth they’d be M&M’s

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