Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But what's it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting ... Read more

First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you'd better roll them back to her, she might need ... Read more

First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your ... Read more

FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old ... Read more

First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny ... Read more

FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese ... Read more

FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been ... Read more

FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove ... Read more

Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen ... Read more

Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, ... Read more