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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’ !

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?

Mouse code !

What goes eek, eek, bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see ?

Three blind mice !

What is a mouse’s favorite record ?

‘Please cheese me’ !

What is a mouse’s favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ?

A mouseketeer !

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !

What mouse was a Roman emperor ?

Julius Cheeser !

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

What’s a mouse’s favourite record ?

Please cheese me !

What’s a mouse’s least favorite record ?

What’s up Pussycat !

What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ?

Stalagmice !

What’s the definition of a narrow squeak ?

A thin mouse !

What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it’s raining cats and dogs !

Where do hamsters come from ?

Hamsterdam !

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?

Mickey Moose !

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

Why did the mouse eat a candle ?

For some light refreshment!

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Why do mice have long tails ?

Well, they’d look silly with long hair !

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