Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for ... Read more

Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say he's conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a ... Read more

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much ... Read more

Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: ... Read more

One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. "Good career ... Read more

Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on ... Read more

Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: She's the one sleeping with the ... Read more

Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, I'll check on ... Read more

Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm ... Read more

Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Actually, agents will screw in just about ... Read more