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What is an Actor? A man who trie…

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

What kind of star wears sunglass…

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What kind of star wears sunglasses?

A movie star.

What sort of animals make the be…

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What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus – readers !

What’s the definition of a good …

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What’s the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Why can’t anyone stay angry long…

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Why can’t anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the…

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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Why do actors like snooker halls…

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Why do actors like snooker halls?

Because that’s where they get their best cues.

Why does an actor enjoy his work…

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it’s all play.

Why was the actor pleased to be …

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

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