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What is an Actor?
A man who tries to be everything but himself
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?
Gnus – readers !
What’s the definition of a good actor?
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Why can’t anyone stay angry long with an actress?
Because she always makes up.
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?
To boldly go where no man has been before !
Why do actors like snooker halls?
Because that’s where they get their best cues.
Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?
Because it’s all play.
Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?
Because at last he was in the noose.