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What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ?
A swine gut !
What do you get when you cross a…
What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
What do you get when you cross a…
What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?
I don’t know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out
What do you get when you cross a…
What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?
A crashing bore.
What do you say to a naked pig? …
What do you say to a naked pig?
“I never sausage a body.”
What does a pig use to write his…
What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
Pen and Oink!
What famous pig actor made a mov…
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?
Boaris Karloff.
What instrument do piggys play i…
What instrument do piggys play in a band?
Pigcussion!
What is the pig’s favorite music…
What is the pig’s favorite musical instrument?
The piggalo (piccalo).
What kind of bread do pig ladles…
What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?
Sow-r dough bread.
What kind of furniture do pigs l…
What kind of furniture do pigs like best?
Overstuffed.
What kind of pig do sows dislike…
What kind of pig do sows dislike?
Male Chauvinist Pigs.
What position does the pig play …
What position does the pig play in football?
Loinback.
What should you say to a pig on …
What should you say to a pig on roller skates?
Don’t say anything. Just get out of the way.
What song do pigs sing on New Ye…
What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?
Auld Lang Swine.
What was the name of the hog who…
What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?
Sir Lunchalot.
What world athletic sporting eve…
What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?
The Olympigs!
What would a pig name a chain of…
What would a pig name a chain of food stores?
“Stop “N Slop Markets”
What would happen if pigs could …
What would happen if pigs could fly?
Bacon would go up!
What would happen if pigs went o…
What would happen if pigs went on strike?
They’d form pigget lines.
What’s that pig doing in the mid…
What’s that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?
Didn’t you tell me to put out a stop swine?
When is a pig an ecologist? When…
When is a pig an ecologist?
When he recycles garbage into ham.
When pigs have a party, who jump…
When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake?
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
When pigs get a toothache, who d…
When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?
‘ Painless Porker.
Where did the piglets study thei…
Where did the piglets study their ABC’s?
At a school for higher loining.
Where do retired pigs go for war…
Where do retired pigs go for warm weather?
The tropigs!
Where does a woodsman keep his p…
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In his hog cabin!
Where is the most open green spa…
Where is the most open green space in New York City?
Central Pork
Which of these jokes do the pigs…
Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?
The corniest ones.
Who do they get for Babe the pig…
Who do they get for Babe the pig’s dangerous movie scenes?
A stunt ham.
Who is the greatest painter of t…
Who is the greatest painter of this century?
Pigcasso!
Why are pigs such early risers? …
Why are pigs such early risers?
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?
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