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What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot, cross bunnies !

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says, “Ribbit.”

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?

An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

A Hot Cross bunny.

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits’ home?

A search warren!

What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?

A harebrush.

What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite musical?

Hare.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite movie?

Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite dance?

The bunny hop.

What’s a rabbits’ favourite car?

Any make, just as long it’s a hutchback!

What’s a rabbits’ favorite TV show?

Hoppy Days.

What’s a rabbits’ favorite song?

“Hoppy Birthday to You.”

What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What’s the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won’t get them braces.

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it’s on the train.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

Which rabbit is a famous comedian?

Bob Hop.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

Which rabbit was in Western movies?

Hopalong Cassidy.

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?

Amelia Harehart.

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn’t have the hare fare.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares!

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