Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So what's so great about that?It's snowing ... Read more

How are you doing in arithmetic ?I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me ... Read more

How do bees get to school ?By school buzz ... Read more

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isn't in the course ... Read more

I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didn't take ... Read more

I'm not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask ... Read more

If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I don't know.Why not ?In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and ... Read more

If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You don't know your arithmetic. You don't know my father ... Read more

Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class and did pretty well on all the quizzes and mid-terms--so much so that going into the final, they ... Read more