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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

What do you give a sick snake ?

Asp-rin !

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

What is a snakes favourite opera ?

Wriggletto !

What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?

Fang letters !

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

What subject are snakes good at school ?

Hiss-tory !

What’s a python’s favourite pop group ?

Squeeze !

What’s a snakes favourite dance ?

Snake, rattle & roll !

What’s a snake’s favourite food ?

Hiss Cakes !

What’s a snakes favourite TV program ?

Monty Python!

What’s a snakes favourite flower ?

Coily-flowers !

What’s a snakes favourite dance ?

The mamba !

What’s long, green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What’s the best thing about deadly snakes ?

They’ve got poisonality !

What’s the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else’s !

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Why can’t you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said “Go forth and multiply” ?

They couldn’t, they were adders !

Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

Why did the viper, viper nose ?

Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

Why did the viper want to become a python?

He got the coiling.

Why did the viper want to become a python ?

He got the coiling !

Why wouldn’t the snake go on the weighing maching ?

Because he had his own scales !

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