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What does a snowman eat for dinner?
Ice-burgers.
What happened when the icicle la…
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman’s head?
It knocked him cold.
What is a snowman’s favorite boo…
What is a snowman’s favorite book ?
War and Frozen Peas !
What two letters of the alphabet…
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?
I.C. !
What would you get if you crosse…
What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite !
Where do snowmen put their webpa…
Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the winternet.
Where does a snowman put his bir…
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
On his birthday flake!
Who doesn’t like to sit in front…
Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire?
A Snowman.
Why did a anowman send his fathe…
Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia?
Because he wanted frozen pop !
Why did Frosty the Snowman want …
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Why was the snowman’s dog called…
Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost?
Because Frost bites.
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