Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "What's the matter?" asked his ... Read more

Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin ... Read more

Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?You see, it had no atmosphere ... Read more

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder ... Read more

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you ... Read more

What did the astronaut see on his skillet?Unidentified frying (flying) ... Read more

What did the metric alien say ?Take me to your litre ... Read more

What do astronauts wear to bed?Space ... Read more

What do astronauts put on their toast? Space ... Read more

What do you call a loony spaceman ?An astronut ... Read more