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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

What does a vampire take for a cold?

Coffin syrup!

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well, fangcy that!

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It’s been nice gnawing you.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What happened to the two mad vampires?

They both went a little batty.

What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire?

It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, “Who’s a pretty boy then?

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

What is a vampire’s favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

What is a vampire’s favorite sport?

Batminton.

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

What is Dracula’s favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What is the vampire’s favorite slogan?

Please Give Blood Generously.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What kind of typewriters do vampires like?

Blood type-writers.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?

A Bloody Mary.

What’s a vampire’s favorite hobby?

In-grave-ing.

What’s Dracula’s car called?

A mobile blood unit.

What’s it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What’s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood?

A hampire.

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

When he’s out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?

The Happy Biter.

When the picture of the vampire’s grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean?

That the nail had come out of the wall.

Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Where is Dracula’s American office?

The Vampire State Building.

Which flavor ice cream is Dracula’s favorite?

Vein-illa.

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?

Ghouldfinger.

Which vampire ate the three bears’ porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

Why are vampire families so close?

Because blood is thicker than water.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn’t fancy the stake.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why did the vampire attack the clown?

He wanted the circus to be in his blood.

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