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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
What does an octopus wear on a c…
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
A coat of arms!
What does an octopus take on a c…
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?
Tentacles!
What flies around your light at …
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?
A tiger moth !
What happened to the lizard in t…
What happened to the lizard in the wizard’s garden pond?
He had him newt-ered.
What happened to the man who tri…
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?
He had to get a new goat !
What happened to the skunk who f…
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool!
What happened to the tiger who t…
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?
After a week he was spotless !
What happened when the lion ate …
What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?
He felt funny !
What happens when sharks take th…
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?
They go sharkers !
What has antlers, pulls Father C…
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas’ sleigh and is made of cement?
I don’t know.A reindeer!What about the cement?
I just threw that in to make it hard.
What is a chameleon’s motto ? A …
What is a chameleon’s motto ?
A change is as good as a rest !
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV …
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show ?
Whale of fortune !
What is a whale’s favorite TV sh…
What is a whale’s favorite TV show?
Flukes of Hazard!
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes…
What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?
A red jellyfish.
What is the feeling that you’ve …
What is the feeling that you’ve smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew!
What is the fiercest flower in t…
What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?
The tiger lily !
What kind of noise annoys an oys…
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
What kind of sharks make good ca…
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads!
What kind of tiles can’t you sti…
What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls ?
Reptiles !
What lives in the ocean, is grou…
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
A hermit crab !
What powerful reptile is found i…
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?
The Lizard of Oz !
What purrs along the road and le…
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?
A Moles Royce.
What was the name of the film ab…
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ?
‘Claws.’
What would you get if you crosse…
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world’s greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
What’s a skunk’s favourite game …
What’s a skunk’s favourite game in school?
Show and smell!
What’s a skunk’s philosophy of l…
What’s a skunk’s philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry!
What’s an octopuses favourite la…
What’s an octopuses favourite latin saying?
Squid pro quo!
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