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What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

What game do tornadoes like to play?

-Twister

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What is a hurricane’s favorite pet?

-Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What is a Mexican weather report?

Chilli today, hot tamale.

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !

What is hail ?

Hard boiled rain !

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

-Catch my drift

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?

-Diving

What is the opposite of a cold front?

-A warm back

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What person adds best in hot weather?

A summer.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

-Rock and Roll

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

-A very wet sense of humor

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

-A very dry sense of humor

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus’s warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

-To cloud 9

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

-To Chicago

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

-In a high pressure cell

Which weather features do druggies like most?

Highs

Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?

The weatherman.

Why can’t meteorologists forecast the weather?

-They are too busy studying comets and meteors

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

-To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open?

Because she expected some change in the weather.

Why did the tornado get arrested?

-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

-It was speeding in a high shear zone

Why did the weather want privacy?

-It was changing

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

-So they can see where they are going

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?

-They are dizzy

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

-It burns too easily

Why don’t tornadoes watch Bill O’Reilly on FOXNEWS?

-It is a no spin zone

Why is it so wet in Great Britain?

Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

-Ball lightning

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