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What’s the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?
In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath. In a Southern zoo you haven the name of the animal and a recipe underneath.
When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order?
A zoo-t suit!
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
One to get in and one to get out.
You don’t see many reindeer in zoos, do you?
No. They can’t afford the admission.
Zoo Keeper:”I’ve lost one of my elephants”Other Zoo Keeper:”Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?
“Zoo Keeper:”Don’t be silly, he can’t read!”
Zoo visitor: What’s the new baby hippo’s name?
Hippopotamus keeper: I don’t know, he won’t tell me.
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