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Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er ... Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Why did the parrot wear a rainco…
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated ... Read more
Why did the pig go to the casino…
Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine ... Read more
Why did the pig go to the casino…
Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop ... Read more
Why did the pig have ink all ove…
Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the ... Read more
Why did the pig join a muscle-bu…
Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice ... Read more
Why did the pig join the Army? H…
Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a ... Read more
Why did the pig run away from th…
Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?He felt that the other pigs were taking him for ... Read more
Why did the pig send his story t…
Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork ... Read more
Why did the pig wear yellow cove…
Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ... Read more