Why did the witch wear a green f…
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Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being ... Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Why did the wizard wear a yellow…
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?He was going as a ... Read more
Why did the woman take a load of…
Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her ... Read more
Why did the women cross the road…
Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the ... Read more
Why did the young witch have suc…
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell ... Read more
Why did they arrest the musician…
Why did they arrest the musician? He got into ... Read more
Why did you buy me a pair of bun…
Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy ... Read more
Why did you drive the lawn mower…
Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?I thought the plastic grass was growing too ... Read more
Why did you drop the baby? Well,…
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he ... Read more
Why did you hit your birthday ca…
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound ... Read more