Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy C…
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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?They don't really know - but they're NUTS about ... Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Why do the hamburgers beat the h…
Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?Because hot dogs are the ... Read more
Why do they put a suicide watch …
Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the ... Read more
Why do tomcats fight ?Because th…
Why do tomcats fight ?Because they like raising a stink ... Read more
Why do tornadoes move so erratic…
Why do tornadoes move so erratically?-They are ... Read more
Why do University of Arkansas gr…
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped ... Read more
Why do vampires hate arguments? …
Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves ... Read more
Why do vampires hate arguments? …
Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves ... Read more
Why do waiters like Gorillas bet…
Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my ... Read more
Why do waiters prefer elephants …
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? ... Read more