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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a ... Read more
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Why does a blonde keep empty bee…
Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't ... Read more
Why does a bride smile when she …
Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow ... Read more
Why does a chicken coop have two…
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?Because if had four doors it would be a chicken ... Read more
Why does a d dog scratch himself…
Why does a d dog scratch himself?He is the only one that knows where it ... Read more
Why does a dentist seem moody?Be…
Why does a dentist seem moody?Because he always looks down in the ... Read more
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree…
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?To get in his ... Read more
Why does a dinosaur have cracks …
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?To carry his library ... Read more
Why does a flamingo lift up one …
Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over ... Read more
Why does a man only get half-hou…
Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesn't have to retrain ... Read more