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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot ... Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Why does Father Christmas like t…
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, ... Read more
Why does frost not like to lay o…
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?-It burns too ... Read more
Why does history keep repeating …
Why does history keep repeating itself ?Because we weren't listening the first time ... Read more
Why does mama aardvark call her …
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for ... Read more
Why does Santa Claus only have s…
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly ... Read more
Why does Santa’s sled get such g…
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each ... Read more
Why does someone who runs marath…
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?Because education pays off in the long ... Read more
Why does the Hound of the Basker…
Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself ... Read more
Why does the monster act wild an…
Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age ... Read more