Why were the ghosts wet and tire…
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Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the ... Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Why were the hens lying on their…
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up ... Read more
Why were the trick-or-treaters w…
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was ... Read more
Why were the two managers sittin…
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?It was a cup draw ... Read more
Why were the two managers sittin…
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?It was a cup ... Read more
Why were the vets and pounds mad…
Why were the vets and pounds mad?It was raining cats and ... Read more
Why were you late ?Sorry, teache…
Why were you late ?Sorry, teacher, I overslept.You mean you need to sleep at home too ... Read more
Why won’t a witch wear a flat ca…
Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in ... Read more
Why won’t anyone eat the dogs bi…
Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the ... Read more
Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Si…
Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?Because he's always coming ... Read more