Why did the horse miss the joust…
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Why did the horse miss the joust?He had the knight ... Read more
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Why did the horse stir his cerea…
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?Because he wanted to feel his ... Read more
Why did the horseman put a saddl…
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?It was a crusty ... Read more
Why did the idiot drive his pick…
Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air ... Read more
Why did the idiot have his sundi…
Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?So he could tell the time at night ... Read more
Why did the idiot plant nickels …
Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard ... Read more
Why did the internit paint his c…
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?He wanted to check his ... Read more
Why did the Irishman buy two tic…
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get ... Read more
Why did the janitor take early r…
Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't ... Read more
Why did the jellyfish’s wife lea…
Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him? He stung her into ... Read more