Your Honor, it was an accident! …
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license ... Read more
Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow! Was it a Jersey cow? I don't know, I didn't see her license ... Read more
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on ... Read more
your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica ... Read more
your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get ... Read more
your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot ... Read more
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was ... Read more
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as ... Read more
your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and ... Read more
Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night ... Read more
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY ... Read more