Why can any hamburger run the mi…
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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because it's a FAST ... Read more
Monthly Archives: October 2009
Why can elephants swim – and aar…
Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?Aardvarks don't have ... Read more
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by …
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?Because it is two-tired (too ... Read more
Why can’t an elephant ride a bic…
Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the ... Read more
Why can’t anyone stay angry long…
Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes ... Read more
Why can’t blondes make Kool Aid?…
Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little ... Read more
Why can’t Chihuahuas run maratho…
Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons? They're short of ... Read more
Why can’t meteorologists forecas…
Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather?-They are too busy studying comets and ... Read more
Why can’t the Philippines field …
Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring ... Read more
Why can’t there be a Santa Pig? …
Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in ... Read more