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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C ... Read more
Monthly Archives: December 2009
Why are astronauts successful pe…
Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world ... Read more
Why are babies always gurgling w…
Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it's a nappy ... Read more
Why are bananas never lonely? Be…
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in ... Read more
Why are bats blind? Well, your e…
Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would ... Read more
Why are black cats such good sin…
Why are black cats such good singers?They're very ... Read more
Why are burglars such good tenni…
Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts ... Read more
Why are Canadians given only a h…
Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain ... Read more
Why are cats longer in the eveni…
Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning ... Read more
Why are Chihuahuas such good bed…
Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short ... Read more