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Monthly Archives: April 2010
Which villains steal soap from t…
Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ... Read more
Which weather features do druggi…
Which weather features do druggies like ... Read more
Which wrestler do the Gorillas a…
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ... Read more
While away at a convention, an e…
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who waspretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, hefound out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the ... Read more
While crossing the US-Mexican bo…
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked the guard."Sand," said the cyclist."Get them off - ... Read more
While cruising at 40,000 feet, t…
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!"Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly ... Read more
While driving along the back roa…
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3."They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4.""What do you think?" one asked the ... Read more
While driving down a steep and c…
While driving down a steep and curvy logging road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and careen down the hill. The truck piles up at the bottom of the canyon, and everyone aboard perishes. ... Read more
While driving down the road the …
While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laughing. The motorist passed on by and went a couple of miles ... Read more