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Monthly Archives: March 2011
When a blonde goes to London on …
When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ?Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle ... Read more
When a bull wants to listen to a…
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer ... Read more
When a car skidded on wet paveme…
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. "Step aside, lady," he ... Read more
When a dirty kid has finished ta…
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?The ... Read more
When a knight in armour was kill…
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace ... Read more
When a man steals your wife, the…
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep ... Read more
When a plane caught fire over th…
When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal's pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, 'What's this flier doing in my ... Read more
When a small Montana village dec…
When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an old rancher, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said."We can use ... Read more
When a teacher closes his eyes, …
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to ... Read more