Knock KnockWho’s there !Craig !Craig who ?

Craig in the wall !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Crete !Crete who ?

Crete to see you again !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Crewcut !Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I’m the only one left !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Courtney Pine !Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Con !Con who?

Con unhinged !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Costa !Costa who ?

Costa lot !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Conga !Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Cosi !Cosi who ?

Cosi has to !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Cork !Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Cole !Cole who ?

Cole as a cucumber !