Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why?
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Sister Mary burst into the offic…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state ofagitation. “Father!” she cried, “just WAIT until you hear this!”The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, ” Now just calmdown and tell me what has you so excited?
” “Well, father” the nunbegan, “I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and Iheard some of the older boys wagering money!””A serious infraction, indeed!” said the priest. “But that’s not what has me so excited, father” replied the nun,”it was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had wagered on acontest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!””What an incredible wager!” exclaimed the priest, “What did you do?
“”Well, I hit the CEILING, father.””How much did you win?
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Sir you haven’t touched your cus…
Sir you haven’t touched your custard.I’m just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !
Since you’ve discovered the Inte…
Since you’ve discovered the Internet, you don’t pay any attention to me!Who said that?
Silence is Golden by Xavier Bret…
Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe
Sign seen in a bar: “Those drink…
Sign seen in a bar: “Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Sign in restaurant window: “Eat …
Sign in restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”
Sign at restaurant reads: Eat he…
Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home
So the bus driver said to the st…
So the bus driver said to the string, “Are you a string?
” and the string said, “No, I’m afraid not”. (A frayed knot).
So one day, Gramma sent her gran…
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it forGramma’s kitchen. “Well now, where’s my bucket and where’s my water?
” Gramma asked him. “I can’t get any water from that water hole, Gramma” exclaimed Johnny. “There’s a BIG ol’ alligator down there!””Now don’t you mind that ol’ alligator, Johnny. He’s been there for a few years now, and he’s never hurt no one. Why, he’s probably as scared of you as you are of him!” “Well, Gramma,” replied Johnny, “if he’s as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain’t fit to drink!”