What do you call an elephant that flies ?
A jumbo jet !
What do you call an elephant tha…
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What do you call an elephant tha…
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?
Annette !
What do you call an elephant wit…
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?
Anything you want as he can’t hear you !
What do you call an elephant wit…
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater ?
Warren !
What do you call an English teac…
What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?
Sir!
What do you call an eternity? Fo…
What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes at a four way stop.
What do you call an honest lawye…
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
What do you call an Igloo withou…
What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?
An Ig !
What do you call an intelligent …
What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
What do you call an operation on…
What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A hare-cut.