What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail?
A man holding an aardvark.
What has six legs, two arms, fou…
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What has teeth but no mouth?A co…
What has teeth but no mouth?
A comb or a saw.
What has webbed feet and fangs? …
What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.
What have I got in my hands? A d…
What have I got in my hands?
A double decker bus! You looked!
What have 12 legs, six eyes, thr…
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see ?
Three blind mice !
What has wings, a long tail, and…
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!
What helps keep your teeth toget…
What helps keep your teeth together?
Toothpaste.
What have men and spray paint in…
What have men and spray paint in common?
One squeeze and they’re all over you.
What hired killer never goes to …
What hired killer never goes to jail?
The exterminator.
What insect lives on nothing ?A …
What insect lives on nothing ?
A moth, because it eats holes