What kind of dog chases anything red ?

A bull dog !

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What kind of dog is a person’s best friend?

A palmatian!

What kind of dog doesn’t do well in hot weather?

A faint Bernard!

What kind of dog is the smartest?

A great brain!

What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ?

A sausage dog !