What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !
What kind of hair do oceans have ?
Wavy !
What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
Any girl named Patty!
What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres?
Surgical spirits.
What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?
A short one!
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?
An Appaloosa!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?
A seahorse !
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ?
Chump chops !
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
Mash-scara!
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang mail.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?
Fang letters !