What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghosted.
What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghosted.
What’s a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?
A phantomime !
What’s a glow worms favourite song ?
Wake me up before you glow glow !
What’s a man idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What’s a hairdressers’s favourite Christmas song?
‘Oh comb all ye faithful’
What’s a monsters favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What’s a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow!
What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
A nerd herd!
What’s a moo hoo for a darling bull?
A dear steer!
What’s a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy!