Why can’t Chihuahuas run marathons?
They’re short of breath!
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Why can’t blondes make Kool Aid?…
Why can’t blondes make Kool Aid?
Because they can’t figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
Why can’t there be a Santa Pig? …
Why can’t there be a Santa Pig?
Pigs don’t fit in chimneys.
Why can’t the Philippines field …
Why can’t the Philippines field an ice hockey team?
The players all drowned in spring training.
Why can’t you keep secrets in a …
Why can’t you keep secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.
Why can’t you trust snakes ? The…
Why can’t you trust snakes ?
They speak with forked tongues !
Why can’t you make bread like my…
Why can’t you make bread like my mother?
I would if you could make dough like your father!
Why couldn’t the alligator send …
Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC?
Because it was on old croc.
Why couldn’t prehistoric man sen…
Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
Why couldn’t the baby camel surf…
Why couldn’t the baby camel surf the Internet?
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.