Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
Because his boots were at the menders !
Why did the dog wear white sneak…
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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?…
Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?…
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs!
Why did the duck stick his leg i…
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Why did the doughnut maker retir…
Why did the doughnut maker retire?
He was fed up with the hole business.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to…
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Why did the duck stick his leg i…
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?
He wanted to have webbed feet.
Why did the elephant cross the r…
Why did the elephant cross the road ?
Because the chicken was having a day off !
Why did the electrician close ea…
Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?
Because business was very light.
Why did the elephant eat the can…
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
He wanted a light snack!