Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!