Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th