Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?

” She said, “Buying luggage.”

Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!