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I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control center that was surrounded by several Minuteman II silos. The facility and the silos were separated ... Read more
I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing."Gee I miss ... Read more
I was glad when one fish got away.There just wasn't room in the boat for both of ... Read more
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that ... Read more
I was in the zoo last week. Really? Which cage were you ... Read more
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself ... Read more
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and ... Read more
I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping. I explained to her that the amount of ... Read more
I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was ... Read more
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live ... Read more
