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Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, it's true."Judge: "Then, why don't you just pay him back?"Defendant: "Because it wouldn't be true ... Read more
Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?A: YesJudge: What school did you attend in the fall of 1995?A: ... Read more
Judge: Are you married?A. No, I'm divorced.Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?A. A lot of things I didn't know ... Read more
Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead ... Read more
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can't they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know ... Read more
Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the ... Read more
Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?A: She is my daughter.Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, ... Read more
Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, ... Read more
Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for ... Read more
Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did the also go ... Read more
