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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else ... Read more
Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, 'Oh, God, are you still in ... Read more
Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her ... Read more
Mum, Mum, Dad's broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his ... Read more
Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough ... Read more
Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ?Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes ... Read more
Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?Son: Easy. I have two ... Read more
Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper.Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read ... Read more
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before ... Read more
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother ... Read more
