Welcome to ninjajokes.com. Many small funny jokes! Party jokes, clean jokes, free jokes, short jokes, best jokes, dirty jokes, blonde jokes, sms jokes, good jokes and more. Great funny jokes and humor. All you need to know about, Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes. Large collection online of funny jokes, insults and more. Find the best jokes, party jokes, free jokes, blonde jokes online. Find the best jokes, short jokes, party jokes, free jokes, Sport jokes, small jokes.
Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I ... Read more
Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped ... Read more
Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of ... Read more
Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in ... Read more
Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just ... Read more
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, you're the one with the ... Read more
Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?Driver: I have to, this is a getaway ... Read more
Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?Driver: They're all in the glove ... Read more
Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying ... Read more
Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for ... Read more