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Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesn't mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn't complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will sit patiently and wait by the phone. A ... Read more
Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and ... Read more
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job?A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you ... Read more
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"?A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane ... Read more
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails?A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to ... Read more
Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist?A: Because it hasn't got a ... Read more
Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a ... Read more
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth ... Read more
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?A: He keeps having to eat his ... Read more
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